What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why don't ants get sick?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What did the bread do on vacation?