Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?