What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why do bees gossip?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What did summer say to spring?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?