What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?