Why did the window need an aspirin?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What kind of music do planets like?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?