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What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why do mice need oiling?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What birds make average students?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?