Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Which state has the best streets?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Which animal should never work for the government?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?