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His lips are moving.
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What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why do trees hate going to school?
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What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
When is Dad's bedtime?
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