How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What is the strongest animal?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
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