How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
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