How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
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