Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?