What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?