Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?