What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

How long do chickens work?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?