What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why was the broom late for school?

What do you call hiking college students?

Which insect is the smartest?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?