What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?