What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Where do belly buttons go to college?