Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?