Why did the computer run out of money?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why was the horse so happy?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?