Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What fish only swims at night?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?