Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Where do kittens go to school?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?