Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What math figure is also in the band?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?