The museum curator needed a break.

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What building always gets stains on it?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What tree has the most bark?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?