What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What's a forklift?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What is the smallest lion?