Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What is another name for a cow?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?