Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

How do frogs get to work?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?