Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What birds always travel in twos?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Which dog belongs in a band?