What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
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