What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Which animal is the most religious?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What style of music weighs the most?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
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