What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
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Where was Noah born?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
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