What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a henway?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Where do stars go to college?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
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