What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do you do when two snails fight?
How did the toad die?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
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