What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
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