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What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What did the confused bee say?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

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What animal floats best?