Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Disney-land.
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
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