We had a discussion about roses.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

How does dinner smell?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why did the student eat their homework?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?