What do sheep say when they're in love?
I love ewe.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
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