What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Which state is the cleanest?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do nosey peppers do?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Where do cows go for lunch?