What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?