What do you call a retired cowboy?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What's the scariest letter?

Why is heaven always so tidy?