What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

How does a penguin build its house?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What kind of pants do fish wear?