If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What are you studying in math?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Where do termites go camping?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?