What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Lemon maid.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What sport is full of interior designers?
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