What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?