What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Lemon maid.
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why is winter considered holy?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
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