What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

How did the tree get lost?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?