Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?