Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?