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Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why was the bee sad?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

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What day do hands always go to church?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?