Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
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