Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
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What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Which relative loves rice?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
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