What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What's the friendliest pen?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?