My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

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What farm animal is best at karate?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What animals make the best students?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What did March say to the madness?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?