What did you learn in school today, son?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why was the mime upset?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why was the storm actually calm?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Which president loved to take baths?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?