What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?