Why are grandkids so great?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?