What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
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Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
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