What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
What type of bat doesn't fly?
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What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
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