How do football players deal with their problems?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What animals make the best students?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

How does dinner smell?

Why was the storm actually calm?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?