Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Did you know about April 1st?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why did the student eat their homework?