Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why was the horse so happy?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?