What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why did the baby cookie cry?