What is a parrot's favorite game?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?