Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Where do polar bears vote?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

How can you make 7 even?