What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's a henway?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
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