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What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why do math teachers love March?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

How do you organize a space party?