Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

How do you talk to a giant?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why did the lamb cross the road?