What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What do bees chew?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Where are average things manufactured?