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What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

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Why do bees gossip?

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Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

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