What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Mutt-on chop!
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's a henway?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
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