Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What is another name for a cow?

Why was the fish so smart?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?