What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?