What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What was the first animal in space?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Why are books always so angry?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?