Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do little fish love to play with?
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