When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why is a computer so smart?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why was the cow afraid?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What do you call a silly hill?