What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What bird is always sad?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What do you call an angry monkey?