How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Say: they're, there, their.
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why do fish live in salt water?
How do you make antifreeze?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
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