What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Where do actors go to pray?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you call a short cow?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why don't ants get sick?