Why did the professor write on the window?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why is a computer so smart?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What's a bee's favorite novel?