What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What's the most masculine animal?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?