Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What superpower do all middle children have?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?