What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
I'm not a bad putter.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What kind of water does an angel like?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
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