What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
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