What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why was the cow afraid?
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