How long do chickens work?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why is winter considered holy?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?