What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?