Why do two skunks argue?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

How do you get straight A's?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why was the math book sad in winter?