Where do you take sick ponies?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?