What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do elves learn in school?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

How does dinner smell?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?