Why are English teachers so smart?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why did electricity win the race?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What do you call lending money to a bison?