What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

How much does freedom weigh?