What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Where do surfers go to school?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why did the airplane get grounded?