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Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?