What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why don't ants get sick?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?