Why is spring the oddest season?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?