Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What animal knows kung fu?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why are trees always so positive?