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Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What's the noisiest food?

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

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Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

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What do you call a greedy elf?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?