What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What nationality are most fish?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What horn never makes a sound?
Do dads always snore?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
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