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What do cats eat for breakfast?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

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