What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What's the friendliest national park?
What country has the most fish?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
How does the moon cut her hair?
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