Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What sport can waiters play really well?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?