What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
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