Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Pear-is.
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Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What did the confused bee say?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
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