Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?