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What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why was the musician arrested?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

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Why do birds fly south in the fall?

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Which insect is the smartest?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

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