Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?