What do you call the king of vegetables?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What do fish do at parades?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?