How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What sport requires no movement at all?