Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?