Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?