What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do math teachers eat?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?