What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
What are you studying in math?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What words make the best athletes?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why are frogs always happy?
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