What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
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