What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
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What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the fish blush?
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What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
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What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
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