What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What birds make average students?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What is a spider's favorite book?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?