What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Spider silk.
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Where does water do all its banking?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
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