What insect runs away from everything?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why are winter days great?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What do you call a crate of ducks?