What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

I broke my finger!

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

What bird is losing its hair?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?