What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

How is life like toilet paper?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

How does the sun listen to music?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?