What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
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