What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
How do scientists grow fruit?
The museum curator needed a break.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
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