Someone stole all my lamps.

Why were the atoms always hungry?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

We had a discussion about roses.

Why do all the planets get along?

What's a tuna's favorite game?