How long do chickens work?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Which state has the best streets?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Families are like fudge.