Why was the horse so happy?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why was the broom late for school?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why is furniture so generous?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?