How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why are books always so angry?