What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?