Where do surfers go to school?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?