Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Where do stars go to college?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why are goats so funny?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why are turtles so shy?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?