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What school subject really rocks?

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Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

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What day never takes itself seriously?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?