How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do you call a peanut in space?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?