Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?