Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why is money so stubborn?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?