What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why are boxers good comedians?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

A book just fell on my head.

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?