Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
How does the sun listen to music?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
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