Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
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What fish only swims at night?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call an old snowman?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
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What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
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