Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
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