Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
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