Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
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