Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
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