Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What nationality are most fish?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What insect runs away from everything?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?