What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Which president loved to take baths?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?