My brother is my partner in crime.

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?