Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Who invented fractions?

Where do stars go to college?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why are trees always so positive?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Where was Noah born?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?