What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?