What did the school bully have for lunch?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Who granted the fish a wish?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?