Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Darth Waiter.
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What fish sings the best?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
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