Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What tea do footballers drink?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?