What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What do cows say on NYE?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?