What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What's a henway?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?