What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Where does breakfast live?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why did the fish blush?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?